Here's a list of the best weekend gadget news you missed because you were obviously doing something more noble, like helping out with the Zimbabwe election recount.
• That "leaked" glossy black 3G iPhone? It's just a third party case.
• Dell confirmed its undying love for Windows XP, and will sell it beyond June 30.
• Single mom Tanya Anderson took a page from the RIAA playbook and sued the RIAA.
• EMPORT tried to make periods more fun with software but failed miserably. Pass the Midol, please.
• College Humor's Apple i parody was BOOM worthy comedy.
• RIM CEO Mike Lazaridis was hunting iPhones in an interview that featured more thoughts on a touchscreen Blackberry.
• Addy had a hangover and was looking for a cure.
• NASA released some rather dirty photos of the Mars Spirit Rover.
• Fish got in on that whole glass ceiling at the office thing with the Azoo Eco-Desk Aquarium.
• Eric could be compensating for something with his humongous iPhone.
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